Cuff me Quick

During my party, my son made the fatal mistake of walking in. A worst error in judgement was to stay in.

My mad friend Alice cuffed him (see purple cuffs) and snuggled him in close. She was looking really skanky and wasnt wearing a bra, but she promised me she was wearing knickers.

Daniel left soon after. Gee dont know why??!! 

My chief Support - Party Technician

I spent ages getting skanky, while Brent was in the lounge trying to get good sounds out of the computer. The man is a total geek, and spent all day working only to come home and do technical stuff so we could have the computer hooked to the stereo and play any music we wanted.

Then the night evolved into a girlie night so we sent him to his room for his own safety.

The man is pure gold LOL 

Slappers and Flappers - core party Animals

Well I had a bit of a party. I decided to have a bit of a theme so people could come as a slapper or a flapper. We had a ball, and I really enjoyed dressing up and flashing my girlie bits.

Afterall, Im old, fat and fun. Might as well document the whole sordid moment so when I shrink I will look FAB for the next one. 

5kg Loss - A step along the journey

5 Kg off I thought I was looking great. I got Brent to take this picture and then realised I shouldnt wear striped pants and my waist still needs work.

Just as well I have nearly 40kg to go, cos this is just the beginning baby!!!

I went through the Xmas pics, and saw how incredibly fat I had been. My God Im shocked already and going to work like a bugger!!!